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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.
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- And God Created ... Pets won 49.95% of the times
- A couple came upon a wishing well... won 50.46% of the times
