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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having
his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having
his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too!

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And God Created ... Pets won 49.92% of the times A DIET PRAYER won 53.56% of the times

And God Created ... Pets won 49.92% of the times

A DIET PRAYER won 53.56% of the times