Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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You can see the results below:
- And God Created ... Pets won 49.81% of the times
- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.37% of the times
