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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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And God Created ... Pets won 49.73% of the times

A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.15% of the times

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And God Created ... Pets won 49.73% of the times A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.15% of the times

And God Created ... Pets won 49.73% of the times

A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.15% of the times