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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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Atheist professor won 49.83% of the times