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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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