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Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."

The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"

The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."

Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 49.45% of the times

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.19% of the times

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At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 49.45% of the times A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.19% of the times

At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 49.45% of the times

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.19% of the times