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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 50.69% of the times

After surgery won 47.23% of the times

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At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 50.69% of the times After surgery won 47.23% of the times

At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 50.69% of the times

After surgery won 47.23% of the times