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I can't decide!
A housewife, an accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''
The housewife replies: ''Four!''
The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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- Nine Words Women Use won 48.60% of the times
- A final diagnosis won 50.95% of the times
