Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer." The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Automotive horror won 49.51% of the times
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.90% of the times
