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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

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You can see the results below:

• Automotive horror won 49.37% of the times
• A parent's night before Christmas won 50.14% of the times