
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Businessman is dying
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Automotive horror won 49.52% of the times
- A Short Time to Live won 50.61% of the times