
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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- Automotive horror won 49.55% of the times
- Silly Dictionary won 49.07% of the times