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Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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You can see the results below:
- Bacon tree won 49.75% of the times
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 51.94% of the times
