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An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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- Bacon tree won 49.20% of the times
- Business one-liners 04 won 49.22% of the times