Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A wife for Adam
God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?"
"Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me."
"Hmmmm", God says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
"Oh," says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- Bank customer service won 49.84% of the times
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... won 51.76% of the times
