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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A lawyer and an engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said ''I'm here 'cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.''
''That's quite a coincidence,'' said the engineer, ''I'm here 'cause my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.''
The lawyer pondered the engineer's plight for a moment and, looking somewhat confused, asked, ''How do you start a flood?''
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You can see the results below:
- Bank customer service won 50.72% of the times
- Blonde in Pain won 50.35% of the times