Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Bank customer service won 50.43% of the times
- Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.69% of the times
