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Blonde in Pain
There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you hurting?''
She said, ''Everywhere. See?"
She touched her arm and said, "OUCH!"
She touched her leg and, "OUCH!"
She touched her nose, "OUCH!"
"See?" she cried, " I am hurting all over!''
The doctor laughed and said, ''What you've got is a broken index finger!"
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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- Bank customer service won 50.68% of the times
- Brain or muscles? won 50.99% of the times