
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Be Quiet in Church won 49.96% of the times
- A Long Hot Bath won 50.50% of the times