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A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- Be Quiet in Church won 50.54% of the times
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.00% of the times