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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Bees Pees won 47.27% of the times Baseball heaven won 48.40% of the times

Bees Pees won 47.27% of the times

Baseball heaven won 48.40% of the times