Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? The stay on the same side Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? To get to the other slide. Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? She wanted to stretch her legs. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken.
3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't.
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- Bribing the Judge was a winner against A man in the army asks for a pass
- Aussie Tossie was a winner against A Night Before Christmas For Moms
- A definition of psychiatrist was a winner against Work vs. Prison
- Funny Signs was a winner against Actual Business Signs In USA
- Funny Laws was a winner against A problem with teeth
- At The Pearly Gates was a winner against An ode to old age
- A redneck gets shot was a winner against A customer sent an order to a distributor...
- A Short Time to Live was a winner against Can I play the piano once these are off?
- A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... was a winner against A little change
- Business one-liners 04 was a winner against Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
