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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
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