Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

Can't chance it!
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law.

"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"



Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Funny Words of Wisdom was a winner against Bad Japanese economy
  • 10 Things You Never Hear in Church was a winner against A Night Before Christmas For Moms
  • Legal Troubles was a winner against A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
  • 12 Shots was a winner against Bad Neighbours
  • An invisible man is here to see you was a winner against A problem with teeth
  • A Big Glass of Water was a winner against An ancient Irishman
  • An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... was a winner against A walking economy
  • A recent study showed... was a winner against 10 Things You Never Hear in Church
  • $100,000 was a winner against A problem with teeth
  • An old drunk stumbles into a confessional... was a winner against Bees Pees