Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

A bus station is where a bus stops...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...