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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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- Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest won 47.90% of the times
- A farmer and his wife went into town for... won 52.23% of the times
