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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 48.83% of the times