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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk. The clerk replied that the letters stood for "What Would JesusDo", and was meant to inspire people to not make rash decisions, but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in the same situation. The man thought a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm damn sure Jesus wouldn't pay $17.95 for one of these caps."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest won 47.54% of the times
- An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... won 51.15% of the times
