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A father was at the beach with his child...
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"
The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"
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