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I can't decide!
A walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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You can see the results below:
- Buckwheat won 48.29% of the times
- A Short Time to Live won 50.71% of the times