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All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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At the first session of a conversion class... won 50.21% of the times

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Buckwheat won 48.17% of the times At the first session of a conversion class... won 50.21% of the times

Buckwheat won 48.17% of the times

At the first session of a conversion class... won 50.21% of the times