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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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You can see the results below:
- Bumpy Air Travel won 49.29% of the times
- Silly Dictionary won 49.38% of the times