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Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Busted Doc! won 48.38% of the times
- Tongue Twisters won 49.67% of the times