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Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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- Can you pay the bill? won 51.45% of the times
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... won 48.90% of the times
