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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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- Can't chance it! won 48.70% of the times
- Attack Dog won 51.55% of the times
