Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
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You can see the results below:
- Tests Before Having Children won 49.94% of the times
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.27% of the times
