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A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

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