Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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- A walking economy won 47.51% of the times
- An attorney was sitting in his office la... won 49.55% of the times
