Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
A hungry bee meets a fellow bee who directs the hungry one
to a Bar Mitzvah. The hungry bee eats his fill, then again
meets his friend.
The second bee asks how it went, and hears that his friend
ate plenty. The second bee then asks why the first bee is
wearing a yarmulke (the small round cap that religious Jews
often wear).
The first bee replies, "It was a Bar Mitzvah. I didn't want
anyone to think I was a WASP."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Silly Dictionary won 48.38% of the times
- At night court, a man was brought in and set... won 50.67% of the times
