Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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- Company Policy won 48.89% of the times
- Anniversary Flowers won 49.09% of the times
