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Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

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