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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

She said, "I want a divorce."

He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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10 Things You Never Hear in Church won 47.59% of the times

Bear Hunting won 48.60% of the times

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10 Things You Never Hear in Church won 47.59% of the times Bear Hunting won 48.60% of the times

10 Things You Never Hear in Church won 47.59% of the times

Bear Hunting won 48.60% of the times