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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- 100 Reasons To Party won 49.69% of the times
- A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.56% of the times
