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Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
�As you can see,� he says, �the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.�
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, �What would you do in a case like this?�
�Well,� ponders the student, �I suppose I�d limp, too.�
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