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A Man's Life is Spent Wondering
The average man's life consists of twenty years of having
his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having
his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
wondering too!

A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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