Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

Bad Neighbours
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"

"$7.98." said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150



Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Bad Couch Trip was a winner against A man goes to his bank manager and says...
  • Can I take his place? was a winner against After the fall in Garden of Eden...
  • Facing Adversity was a winner against Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
  • A guy was driving home one evening... was a winner against A parent's night before Christmas
  • A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... was a winner against A definition of psychiatrist
  • An Evil Curse was a winner against Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
  • Business is business was a winner against Be Politically Correct With Men
  • A bus filled with politicians was driving through the... was a winner against A problem with teeth
  • 40th Birthday was a winner against A College Student’s Night Before Christmas
  • Bacon tree was a winner against A guy in a bar