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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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2 Mexicans won 49.46% of the times

A final diagnosis won 50.96% of the times