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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."
Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."
"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"
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- An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends... won 51.55% of the times