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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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3 Hunters in the Woods won 49.13% of the times

A real dilemma won 47.83% of the times